ThinkGeek's Synthesizer shirt completes the band. We don't think this is what Walt Whitman had in mind.
So, you and your boys can't play a note of music but you haven't given up your wanna-be dreams. Fear not. ThinkGeek's musical shirts let you play your choice of band instruments: guitar, synthesizer, drums, even lead singer. These are all playable, merely by pressing keys implanted in the shirt. You'll crank out some of the best synthesizer heavy classics like Thomas Dolby's She Blinded me with Science and Van Halen's Jump. Pre-recorded samples include 1984 (sounds of the 80's), UFO (Close Encounters music), Dark Star (evil synth sounds), All Your Bass (slap bass) and Chopsticks (grand piano). Each of the 25 playable keys represents a different note played in one of the five designated styles. The shirt allows for eight keys to be played at once giving it an eight-voice capability for harmonies.
The Personal Soundtrack shirt comes with an auxiliary port for you to plug in a microphone. The included wearable mini amplifier attaches to any belt or pant pocket and will assure that all your friends and family can hear the sweet tunes blaring from your shirt. The amp requires 4 AAA batteries (not included) and features an adjustable tone and volume knob.
PS: This is not a paid advertisement. It's just so freakin' out there that we had to cover the story. Now let's if these guys can keep a beat and book some club gigs.
The Electronic Music Synthesizer Shirt is available now on ThinkGeek.com for $29.99 in adult sizes ranging from small to 2XL.
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